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Boehner gives nuanced, thoughtful critique of Ted Cruz: “Lucifer in the flesh”

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It’s a legitimate question as to whether anyone could possibly be enjoying the current election more than John Boehner. The former Speaker of the House was deeply hated by some factions of extreme conservatism to the point that he was replaced by Paul Ryan. In retrospect, that looks a little like being asked to leave the Titanic the day before it sank. Since then, Boehner has given an impressively few number of damns, clearly having the time of his life watching the GOP’s electoral crisis from afar.

And is he above giving commentary on that electoral crisis? I’m so glad you asked since Boehner’s most recent speaking gig included some delicious bon mots that could only spring from a well of purest schadenfreude. Let’s start with how he introduced himself at this Stanford University speaking gig, which ranks high on the list of greatest introductions of 2016: “You can call me boner, beaner, jackass, happy to answer to almost anything.”

In most speeches, this would be the easy highlight. Here, it’s just the warmup. When asked for his thoughts on Ted Cruz, Boehner issued the following nuanced, thoughtful poetry:

“Lucifer in the flesh. I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”

We should all be so lucky as to one day be invited to give our thoughts on former colleagues who have made our lives a living hell.

Interested in Boehner’s thoughts on the other candidates? Well, he and Trump are “texting buddies,” and Trump would still get Boehner’s vote against Hillary Clinton in the general election. On Governor John Kasich, Boehner said that he “requires more effort on my behalf than all my other friends … but he’s still my friend, and I love him.” That’s an intriguing morsel. Nobody likes to be described as the friend who requires the “most effort”, but it’s definitely better than “Lucifer in the flesh” so take what you can get.

As for the Democrats, Boehner had good things to say about Senator Bernie Sanders (The Stanford Daily says Boehner referred to him as “a nice guy” and “the most honest person in the race.”) He less into Clinton, impersonating her saying “I’m a woman, vote for me!”, but also calling her “accomplished” and “smart.”

In any case, this election can’t be over soon enough for most of us. Boehner could see it go on for another year or so.

New Pod Flow: Sounds Good With Branden Harvey “Jason Russell”

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New Pod Flow: Animalators, “ Aharon Rabinowitz”

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Aharon Rabinowitz is the head of marketing for Red Giant based in New York City. During our conversation, we discussed the importance of work life balance, his start as a production intern at Sesame Street and why artist’s feel personally offended when you reject their work.

New Pod Flow: In Case You Missed It, Episode 040

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United gets their cheap on, fake news, and Trump hired who?

New Pod Flow: Scribble & Jam, “Artist Matthew Perryman Jones”

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Welcome to Episode IV. This week, Dan spends some time with his favorite singer/songwriter, Matthew Perryman Jones. Matthew and Dan talk about panic attacks, growing up in Atlanta, the way music is informed by pain and suffering and the way music gives freedom.

If you have spent any time watching television in the last decade you have most likely heard one of Mattew’s songs on shows like Grey’s Anatomy, Pretty Little Liars, One Tree Hill and many others. His insightful writing and voice have drawn comparisons to Leonard Cohen and Jeff Buckley, and he is on the short list of songwriters who skillfully weave the deeply philosophical and the vivid utterly human without ever losing sight of either.

To get his new album Cold Answer, (which features the three songs from him you heard on this episode), visit MPJmusic.com.

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New Pod Flow: Sounds Good With Branden Harvey “Next Steps After the Presidential Election”

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Branden sits down with writer and speaker Tyler Huckabee days after Donald Trump was elected President of the United States to talk about empathy, justice, listening, and where we go from here.

New Pod Flow: In Case You Missed It, Episode 039

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Special Election Edition, President Trump to legalized weed and everything in between.

This week we reflect on the election and discuss our strategies for staying sane.

New Pod Flow: Animalators, “Illo

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Luca and Ilenia are the founders of Illo, a studio based in Turin, Italy.  During our conversation, we discussed their self-driving video bot named Algo, how Illo was formed and how they’ve crafted a unique office culture.

New Pod Flow: In Case You Missed It, Episode 038

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This week we discuss Beyonce’s night at the CMAs, last minute election plans and how SNL might save us all.

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New Pod Flow: It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s a Podcast: Doctor Strange

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We appreciate everyone sticking with us through this long hiatus but are planning our return even as we speak, with a bunch of new goodies and an updated format. In the meantime, here’s a brief primer on Marvel’s Sorcerer Supreme, Doctor Strange — just so you can go into the movie knowing what you’re getting yourself into.

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